the-smart-blond-one:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

Did you still get to eat the pizza?

gameboycoloured:

*slams newspaper down on desk* why didn’t i think of that text post

nue:

why do i have to do things

omgwang:

Taylor swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in the condom

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

ghost-buddha:

I want to wear my weird clothes but I also don’t want to be looked at

ostracizedpoodle:

“originality is dead” i say to my teacher who’s accusing me of plagiarism

nosdrinker:

job interview “what’s your greatest strength” “my hair is soft as fuck”

westbor0baptistchurch:

worldwar2chainz:

at least im not one of madonna’s arms

You’re right, because you will never be that skinny.

emergencydaleks:

methlabrador:

i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream 

#i worry about most of you guys getting jobs