i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
Did you still get to eat the pizza?
*slams newspaper down on desk* why didn’t i think of that text post
why do i have to do things
Taylor swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in the condom
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
I want to wear my weird clothes but I also don’t want to be looked at
“originality is dead” i say to my teacher who’s accusing me of plagiarism
job interview “what’s your greatest strength” “my hair is soft as fuck”
at least im not one of madonna’s arms
You’re right, because you will never be that skinny.
i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream