Raaaaaaaaawr

the-smart-blond-one:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

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my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

Did you still get to eat the pizza?

gameboycoloured:

*slams newspaper down on desk* why didn’t i think of that text post

nue:

why do i have to do things

omgwang:

Taylor swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in the condom

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

ghost-buddha:

I want to wear my weird clothes but I also don’t want to be looked at

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ostracizedpoodle:

“originality is dead” i say to my teacher who’s accusing me of plagiarism

nosdrinker:

job interview “what’s your greatest strength” “my hair is soft as fuck”

westbor0baptistchurch:

worldwar2chainz:

at least im not one of madonna’s arms

You’re right, because you will never be that skinny.

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emergencydaleks:

methlabrador:

i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream 

#i worry about most of you guys getting jobs